Simply amazing

So I get home today from walking the tracks to find this im


lolths pet: So when I got off work tonight I went to my car and went to open the door. But as I'm unlocking it I hear the tell tale screech of the nails of the undead on the underside of my vehicle. Thankfully I've known you so long I keep a double barrel shot gun in the back seat. Behaving as if I'm unaware i set my purse in the car and grab my salvation. I slowly pull it out, curse under my breath and cock it, as I kneel down to 'tie' my shoe. I pretend to and as I go to stand I see the zombie peek it's head from under my car. It looks like it isn't to fresh; it's skull is dented, looks like a lead pipe and brains are leaking out. His face is hanging off, literally. It looks like he sustained a major wound to the left side of his face, yet the skins hangs on, desperately, like I'm sure he would cling to his humanity if the body still housed the soul.
lolths pet: Leering at me I am even more disgusted, blood is caked about his mouth and bits of flesh are stuck in between gaps that once were home to teeth. Before the sickness can overcome me I leap backwards and remove the gun from behind my back, aiming it between his eyes. He tries to grab it but the reflexes he once possessed escape him. My living flesh is quicker and faster then you can say 'maggot feed' I blow the motherfucker's brains right out. With a satisfied grin, I grind his eyes under the heel of my shoe and get in the car. The shotgun is across my lap the whole way home but none of them show themselves. It's alright, I'll get them later.


WOW


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